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GULP - General User Language Parser

I used to be quite the programmer at one time. I wrote a computer language called MarxMenu in Borland Pascal and in it's day it was quite a hit. I should try to learn some other languages but quite frankly - most of them suck. And I've noticed that very few programmers can write a scripting language. So I'm inventing GULP with the hope that people smarter than me will do something innovative with it.